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In the summer, Sweden will host the First European Sex Championship

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Photo: First European Sex Championship. Collage: The Gaze
Photo: First European Sex Championship. Collage: The Gaze

This summer, the Swedish Sex Federation plans to hold the first European Championship in sports sex. It will take place in Gothenburg on June 8, 2023.

The event, as reported on the official website of the Swedish Sex Federation, will feature twenty representatives from various European countries. The organization will cover all costs of the participants in the future championship. The tournament will be conducted in front of spectators.

Sweden was the first to register sex as a type of sport. The European Sex Championship, as stated, will last several weeks. Participants will compete every day for six hours in 16 different disciplines, earning individual points in each of them.

The competition includes a full program of oral love, changing positions, number of orgasms, stamina, and more. Matches last 45 minutes. The winners will be determined by three judges and audience ratings. In the final assessment, 70% of the spectators' votes and 30% of the judges' votes are taken into account.

The list of disciplines specifically includes:

Seduction

Massage of different parts of the body

Massage of erotic zones on the opponent's body

Foreplay

Oral sex

Penetration

The Swedish Sex Federation (SSF), which was registered over a month ago, already has over 3,000 members. It organizes, trains, provides certificates, and offers scholarships to active members who practice and compete in sex.

On the SSF website, it is stated that sex is one of the few sports, or perhaps the only sport, where women dominate at almost all levels. This is a harsh blow for men who have stigmatized women for millennia. Women are better at almost everything than men, which creates strong resistance among a broad audience that still wants men's dominance over women.

Unfortunately, in many countries, women are stigmatized and exploited.

There are no advantages for men in sex as a sport, everything happens on the same terms for men and women, regardless of the level at which they train or compete.

According to the UN, there are 195 countries in the world. Many of the 195 existing countries have military training, weapon production, or a large budget allocated for a certain type of application of force.

With tears in their eyes, the SSF can state that none of the 195 countries in the world has any educational center that would use tax money to teach people love and sex, which is the most peaceful thing in human history.

The SSF is successfully working to organize and train peaceful people who want to train and possibly compete in the most peaceful thing on earth - love and sex.

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